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PHOTO GALLERY: Chris Brown's Shirtless Community Service
"[quote=Tawnie Born]Um... need you be reminded that the reason he is doing community service is he beat the sh*t out of a woman? "Whoa, check out that sexy little criminal!", is distasteful and tacky.[/quote] so hypothetical, if megan fox had to do community service for flashing her boobs in public (please god, make it happen), then you couldn't refer to her as a "sexy little criminal"? who cares what the crime is. sexy is sexy." -
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PHOTO GALLERY: Kanye West Ruins People's Moments
"how dare Kanye says that Beyonce's muscles are bigger than Taylor Lautner's?!" -
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Jessica Simpson's Mutt Has Been Dog-Napped by a Coyote!
"[quote=noah]I'm no zoologist, but I watch a ton of Animal Planet and I'm pretty sure that coyotes don't "kidnap" dogs. Last time I checked they maul, disembowel and EAT them.[/quote] Malti-Poo: the other white meat." -
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Nicole Richie Has Given Birth!
"Sparrows are the Toyota Tercel's of the bird world." -
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VIDEO: Heidi Montag Gives Spencer a "Lap Dance"
"[quote=lizbizz11]Lets all just barf a little bit and move on....[/quote] Are you bulimic?" -
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Megan Fox: The Next Catwoman?
"She's got great pussy (cat) potential." -
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PHOTO GALLERY: Celeb Bikini Bodies: Guess Who?!
"I got about 70% of these. Does that make me a pervert?" -
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"That's what my prom date wore." -
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Courtney Love: The Tortoise and the Hair
"That turtle head looks like Khloe Kardashian's penis." -
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Kendra Wilkinson Is Having a Boy!
"[quote=stallown3d]I heard Kendra's not really the mother.[/quote] that's funny because I heard that Hank isn't really the father. rumor is that Eagles QB Donovan McNabb is the true baby-daddy. Hank was shooting blanks, so as a good team leader, McNabb stepped in an lent Kendra some baby-batter." -
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Salma Hayek's Hairy Situation
"Ha, close. I would say her face looks more like Khloe's ***hole." -
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New 'New Moon' Images
"[quote=Me]Dick head! Those of us who have cancer don't appreciate that in-appropriate comment! I hope you get it worse than the rest of us for your smart-ass mouth! If I knew who you were, I'd gladly make you apologize with my fist![/quote] how are u going to fight that guy with your cancer-ridden fist? it's probably really weak." -
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Megan Fox Is Over Angelina Jolie Comparisons
"I'd love to play "hide and go seek" with her nipples." -
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PHOTO GALLERY: Lindsay Lohan's a Blonde
"She'd be much sexier if she got corn-rows." -
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"The Avengers" Movie: New Details
"My nerd boner just called. He's excited." -
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Win a $1,000 Shopping Spree With Whitney Port!
"if i win do i have to wear that gold outfit she's wearing? pretty sure i would get beat up at school if i wore that." -
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Robert Redford Marries His Girlfriend
"[quote=OMG]omg what a pedophile marrying a girl 21 years younger than him?!?! Where does he get off thinking this is ok?!?![/quote] I hope you're kidding. She's 51 .... they both wear adult diapers." -
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Courteney Cox and David Arquette Sign On For 'Scream 4'
"No way Wes Craven is going to direct this." -
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PHOTO GALLERY: Jon Gosselin's Girlfriend Gives Good Facebook
"I'm gonna go 'poke' her." -
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PHOTO GALLERY: Today In Photos
"Dude on a rice rocket, a ginger kid, a midget with his shirt off, and the gimp from Pulp Fiction. Spectacular photo gallery."
